Bogus Apple TV+ numbers. ALSO: Jennifer Aniston scares Friends fans

“Seeing a murder on television... can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.” ― Alfred Hitchcock

Research firm Ampere Analysis estimate that there may be 33.6 million Apple TV+ subscribers in the US alone. This puts it ahead of Hulu+ and Disney+.

But, here is the caveat on that:

Ampere Analysis have gotten this figure through determining how many devices are in the market along with its own internal polling data. The problem with that as a source is …