Cobrai Kai creators w/ the Ferris Beuller spin-off nobody ever asked for

Why make a Ferris Bueller spin-off? Voodoo economics, I’d suggest. Also in today’s newsletter: the balloon art reality show coming soon. And: Some unexpected Sandman episodes.

How many times have you and your drunken mates sat around discussing how great it would be to see a spin-off from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, but starring the two car park attendants who took the iconic red Ferrari out for a joy ride?

The answer to that question is zero. Nobody has ever wanted this.

But Paramount Pictures disagree and have given the greenli…