Married With Children returning in the most perfect way possible

Al Bundy has more shoes to sell, so get ready for the return of an old favorite. ALSO: There is SO MUCH Netflix chatter to get through today...

It's time to say "No Ma'am" once more and to long-flush that toilet in solidarity. Married With Children is coming back.

With a twist.

You may remember Married With Children pretty well. After all, it ran for 259 episodes from 1987 to 1997. Whether you remember the show fondly or not is another question.

The original cast will reprise their roles (sorry, n…